October 15th, 2008
I grew up in the San Francisco Bay Area, specifically San Mateo County. I’ve lost touch with most of my old friends, having moved on, reluctantly at first, with my life here in South Florida. There are things of course that I hopelessly miss, reminders from my childhood; comfort items. When I first moved, many of the things I missed were people; friends; family; people i loved. That’s not the case anymore, as most of my loved ones live in South Florida now, although there is a certain eccentricity that I do miss about the people of my former home.
So for better or worse below is my list of things & places that I truly miss. Some are trite and superficial while others hold memories or experiences that are just not found in Miami.
Before I start the list, to be fair, there is a long list of things from my life here in Miami that if I were to move back, I’d miss just as readily. Cuban food, in any authentic form, probably does not exist in SF, along with my native Nicaraguan food or Art Basel for that matter. Every place holds its own experience and should be enjoyed.
The List:
I miss fog. That might seem like the most retarded statement in the world to a lot of people, but I miss typical San Francisco weather. I miss it always dropping to 50ยบ at night, no matter what temperature it was douring the day. I miss fog that rolls in over the foothills from Pacifica and Half Moon Bay like clockwork at 5:30pm. I used to sleep with my window cracked open at night. The chill night air would hit my face as I fell asleep enwrapped in my duvet. Man I miss not having to have air conditioning.
I miss hills. This is the view I used to see from 280 driving to school every morning. I learned to drive stick by clomping through the hills of belmont. I prided my driving prowess, my car never creeping back even an inch with the assault from my furious left foot. Saying that South Florida is flat is an understatement. The Sahara’s dunes would look like Mt Everest in Florida. It’s that flat. Yeah. Put it this way, it’s like the Kate Hudson of the 50 States…
I miss good Mexican food. Closest thing I have is Chipotle, or Moe’s here in FL. Both suck and are like comparing McDonald’s to the perfect Hamburger fired over open coals piled onto a brioche bun with all your favorite accroutement. One is microwaved and the other is made by a master chef; you decide which i lust after. Are we still talking about burritos? Also, i miss watching people who actually know how to eat burritos. There is a proper burrito eating technique people. If you take the whole burrito out of its foil wrapper, you’re just making a mess and looking silly while putting it in your damned mouth.
I miss Joann’s Cafe. Joann’s Cafe is a South San Francisco staple. Seasonal Pancakes, freshly baked muffins and pastries, and the best damned omelette’s this side of the Seine are all served at a little whole in the wall, in an industrial section of the city, replete with Formica tables and earthenware mugs. I’m pretty sure Joann sold the place to all her cooks about a year or two after I moved to the East Coast, but hear the food is still the same and they’re now open for more than just breakfast and lunch.
I miss Rodeo Cove. Rodeo cove is this little inlet, north of the Golden Gate, with a pebbly red coloured beach, a lagoon and lush coastal hills to climb. There’s a marine mammal rehab center about a mile away where you can visit and get a tour, and if you climb the southern hill, you’re met with spectacular views of the Pacific and an array of huge concrete bunkers that dot the grassy hills like slumbering giants. They used to defend the SF Bay during wartime. The army base has since been retired.
I miss It’s-It Ice Cream sandwiches. My mom grew up on this stuff, as did I. Its a simply two oatmeal cookies with ice cream sandwiched in between and then dipped and a chocolate shell. They come in a few flavors (mint, coffee, chocolate, vanilla) the original vanilla being my favorite. They don’t sell them here and I crave them every now and then.
So there’s more things I miss of course, and some old friends I’d love to see, have a beer with and hang out, but all in all even the mighty It’s-It couldn’t get me back to SF at this point.